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Don’t talk about someones weight.

ohaaai:

Don’t even joke about it. It’s one of the topics you don’t touch, it’s not at all funny. Calling someone “fat” joking about someones weight, is rude. Someone could have horrible confidence already, and when you point out their weight, you’re just dropping their self esteem even more. Don’t even try to be funny with weight jokes.

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*jaw dropped*.
r3lati0nshits:

i’d still eat those tbh.
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